Formerly  "balthazar-deserved-better" currently Eddie Munson obsessed, please be my friend (18+ only)

30th June 2023

Post reblogged from Wise-Emperor with 12,737 notes

lgbtunis:

viejospellejos:

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

RATING: NOT CUTE!

that italian man is showing clear signs of distress. you can see his e-

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30th June 2023

Post reblogged from Live forever, or die trying. with 109,827 notes

queenwaker:

thepoisonroom:

loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done

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29th June 2023

Post reblogged from Dispatches From The Class War with 3,685 notes

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

via @KylePlantEmoji: "But what if they don't deserve that money?" is only ever a question asked of poor people.ALT

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29th June 2023

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29th June 2023

Post reblogged from We live forever in my fantasy with 187,513 notes

evilwriter37:

peakyarthurs:

faliceplease:

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This is officially the best response and a big ass mood right there

At all the people in the notes saying: “Unless it’s this” and “Certain types of shippers need to die” this is fucking targeted at you.

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27th June 2023

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27th June 2023

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ajarofpickledtears:

squeiky:

posts-with-10000-notes-in-spirit:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

current note count: 4,872

von voyage fucker!

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how much can happen in 15 hours

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27th June 2023

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raptorofwar:

bonivers:

bonivers:

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season

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27th June 2023

Post reblogged from i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me with 1,217,401 notes

zackisontumblr:

bewilderduck:

xxtc-96xx:

zackisontumblr:

pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

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This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

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26th June 2023

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cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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Originally posted by not-home-no-more

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YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

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25th June 2023

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25th June 2023

Post reblogged from i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me with 66,508 notes

steelphoto:

cryptotheism:

homoluigi:

probablyasocialecologist:

I’ve confirmed that Mark Zuckerberg is serious about fighting @elonmusk and is now waiting on the details (if Musk decides to follow through)  “The story speaks for itself,” a Meta spokesperson says re: Zuck’s IG post saying “send me location”https://t.co/4g1IkqOl47  — Alex Heath (@alexeheath) June 22, 2023ALT

Zuckerberg is in such better shape than Musk, and is trained in combat sports. This will be humiliating if Elon shows up

I think the rich should engage in bloodsport for the entertainment of the masses more often. Let’s get Kissinger and Cheney into a ladder match.

“What News Story Are They Burying?”

Reminder that if a billionaire CEO does something outrageous in the news, this should always be your first question.

Today that news story is that Meta, Zuckerberg’s company, is blocking all news content in Canada for Facebook and Instagram due to a new law requiring compensation to news publishers. Facebook is using its vast resources to apply public pressure to stop the laws of a foreign government and protect its profit margins. And they are getting sued by Malaysia.

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25th June 2023

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25th June 2023

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25th June 2023

Post reblogged from i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me with 46,970 notes

inneskeeper:

red-mercer:

inneskeeper:

dispatchesfromtheclasswar:

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sometimes i forget most people don’t know that birdhouse shapes aren’t just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds a day

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